I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

— NE Ohio Regional Sewer District (@neorsd.org) 2025-09-30T23:33:37.870Z

I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never. Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

— Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) 2025-09-14T03:43:26.941Z

I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.

— Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) 2025-09-20T03:22:23.295Z

Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.

— Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) 2025-10-05T19:55:47.141Z

I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.

— Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) 2025-09-21T18:19:10.019Z

I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.

— Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) 2025-09-18T14:08:29.038Z